A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
yeah but do you like them in a lotr marathon way or a lotr marathon extended edition way
They’re making Hannibal evil… I shoulda seen this coming but still…
I was hoping he’d be an anti-hero at least. :(
HE EATS PEOPLE
ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time