succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
petition to change the pride flag to pastel colors because that shit is easier on the eyes
✞☯follow for more soft homo☯✞
I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria
“how would you feel if your mother had aborted you”
i would not
Don’t do drugs. Do me
Do drugs and me.
Do drugs with me. And then do me.
r u a cigarette bc u got a hot butt