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Alex | 19 | Australian



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grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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ugharcticmonkeys:

i’m punk on the inside because being punk on the outside is too expensive

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

littlepinkkittenlingerie:

Little Pink Kitten Lingerie
jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat
Why is the term “friend zone” so popular when the term “unrequited love” already exists and is more accurate? I suspect it’s because it shifts the locus of responsibility. “Unrequited love” focuses on the person who has the crush. The feelings being discussed are the crushing person’s, thus the responsibility in on them to get over their crush and move on. “Friend zone”, on the other hand, focuses on the crush object’s choices. The phrase erases the agency of the crushing person. All blame for their pain is put on the crush object. “Unrequited love” is something that can happen to both sexes, but “friend zone” is a sexist concept that implies that women are solely responsible for men’s happiness, and not men themselves.
Amanda Marcotte’s post on Feminism | Latest updates on Sulia  (via albinwonderland)

spirantization:

you can’t be a bisexual if you’ve never dated a girl. all bisexuals must submit proof of dating history before becoming fully licensed and must be registered to continue practicing bisexuality. please renew your licence every 5 years to avoid reclassification as hetero- or homosexual and to remain eligible for our annual picnic and raffle.

fezgod:

David Bowie - The Man Who Fell to Earth - 1976